I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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