Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
