using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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