I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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