you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
