rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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