I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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