: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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