This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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