how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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