God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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