You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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