It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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