Do you still have your period?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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