dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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