STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I wish i was in the wii world.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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