if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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