didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
