im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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