I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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