As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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