We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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