Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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