she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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