My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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