I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
