is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We are two peas in an std pod
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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