Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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