I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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