you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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