don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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