I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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