But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Are we still banned from the library?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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