turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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