His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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