One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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