You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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