There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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