Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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