i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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