doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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