he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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