You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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