After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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