Kiss
Puke
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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