it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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