does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
