To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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