do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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