8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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