This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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