Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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