So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My breasts were aching with rage.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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