he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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