Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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