Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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