he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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