Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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