So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
smell my finger.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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