That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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